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Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
The awkward momment when the blonde is right
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
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