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Even if you gave up on me, you should know for the future: no matter how hard it was, you can not be cold and unavailable, hidden behind a friend, if you expect to meet someone. This requires two
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Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
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