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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
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