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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook""yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
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