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Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect...Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect...
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!""OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
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