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Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
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