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Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
once cheater, always a chaeter
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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