Best statuses - Best Facebook status updates
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.