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In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
I'm not fat, i'm preparing myself for winter.
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
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