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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
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