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Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
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