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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
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