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Best Facebook status updates - Friday
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
I miss u'
Sometimes I just want a hug.
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in track pants, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
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