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A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make her woman smile.
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
“Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.”
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