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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 3
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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