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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 6
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
Giftwrapping yourself for birthdays cause who wouldn't want you?
lets go f**king mental.
I'm lazy and I know it
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Boy's dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.
Broz before hoes.
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