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Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
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