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I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
hard work izzzz d key to success
Guys who do cute things for their girlfriend without being told
Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.
Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
... you make me smile, please stay for a while :) ...
I Love Weed ♥
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