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Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
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