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My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
i dont drink, smoke, swear or have sex, i am a virgin who loves god.
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
Some people need to learn the difference between rude and honest.
Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
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