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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 6

All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Rule #1: don't be #2Rule #1: don't be #2
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
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