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My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
how do you spell love? C-O-L-D-P-L-A-Y.how do you spell love? C-O-L-D-P-L-A-Y.
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
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