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Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.
Being so hot, you stalk your own profileBeing so hot, you stalk your own profile
Calling for my angel..:)Calling for my angel..:)
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