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My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing againForgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
My specific smile can even raise the dead.My specific smile can even raise the dead.
One day the butterflies in my stomach will cause a huge mess.One day the butterflies in my stomach will cause a huge mess.
When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
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