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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
Come on girl! Aren't you tired of always, ALWAYS being "the other one"?!
I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
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