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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
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