Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Sunday
Saturday
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
This Week
Last Week
May
April
Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 5
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Blaming it on PMS
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Page:
<<
<
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
>
>>