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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 5
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
if i lose myself tonight
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
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