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I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I like being alone, but I hate being lonely.
I am what I am, I do what I want.
I Love Weed ♥
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.
Do all things with love <3
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
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