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If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
No brain no pain.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Good morning indonesia!
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
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