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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
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