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Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
: i'm just want look you happy <3
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Dont worry, drink happy :)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
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