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I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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