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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Martial arts it's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
Dont worry, drink happy :)
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
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