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I'm not interested for one more virtual relationship
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
No regrets, they don't work
Sees ___ Went from being "in a relationship" to "single" Then clicking like
Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Dont worry, drink happy :)
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
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