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Letting Vodka make all your decisionsLetting Vodka make all your decisions
once cheater, always a chaeteronce cheater, always a chaeter
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
i love cigarettes<3i love cigarettes<3
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Rule #1: don't be #2Rule #1: don't be #2
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
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