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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 5
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
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