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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 8
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
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