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PS:Never give up..:
What if I accidentally rape you?
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
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