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I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was trueroses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
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