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ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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