Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 5
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't 
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
I love people who text back instantly
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) 
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
Rule #1: don't be #2Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.