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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
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