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I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
Rule #1: don't be #2
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You can't be late until you show up
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