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What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
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