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When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.
I love people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down. :D
once cheater, always a chaeter
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
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