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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 13
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
I was studying .. suddenly I'm on fb
I didn't find someone like you! I found someone better! :-) ;-)
an ugly personality destroys a pretty face
people, people f**ked me up, man.
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
What if I accidentally rape you?
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