Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 13
Single, sexy and ready to party!
No brain no pain.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? 
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.