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i love cigarettes<3i love cigarettes<3
She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about herShe was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Good morning indonesia!Good morning indonesia!
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