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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 15
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
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