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A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
To me, you're perfect.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
i love u so much babe
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
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