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I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
While there’s life, there’s HOPE.
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
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