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"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
if you love something let it go. if it comes back to you its yours forever. if it doesnt then it never mean to be
Live with no excuses,love with no regrets!
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
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