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Yes,I hide my feelings.Yes,I hide my feelings.
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
Smile and let the whole world wonder why.Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argueRealizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
I hate it when you really miss someone, but they don't even think about you.I hate it when you really miss someone, but they don't even think about you.
I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :")I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :")
Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.
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