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Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
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