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Unknown Drunken Injuries
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Love fiercely, cry when worthy, laugh loudly, smile brightly and always live life to the full as you only get once chance... life is not a rehearsal!
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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