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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 2

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of themSarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
PS:Never give up..:PS:Never give up..:
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Rule #1: don't be #2Rule #1: don't be #2
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
Don't chase them, replace them!Don't chase them, replace them!
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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