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You're on my to do list ;)
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Blaming it on PMS
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
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