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*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
F**k love..anyway who cares..
berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
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