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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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Rule #1: don't be #2
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
buat loh yg disana
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