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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 8
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
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