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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 11
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
lifes to short to for mabyes
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
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