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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 14
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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