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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 16
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Blaming it on PMS
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
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