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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 16
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
an ugly personality destroys a pretty face
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
people, people f**ked me up, man.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
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