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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 17
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
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