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Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With ThemLicking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchenWaving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're aliveTexting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy.""I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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