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One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
do it than talk^
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
If you're rich,I'm free!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
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