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Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
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