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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 23
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
: i'm just want look you happy <3
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
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