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COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up.""Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
I'm not interested for one more virtual relationshipI'm not interested for one more virtual relationship
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
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