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Live with no excuses,love with no regrets!
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
no many no fany
i love ciggarets<3
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
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