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i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
buat loh yg disana
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
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