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Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You can't be late until you show up
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
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